As you’re probably aware, Oregon Gov. Kate Brown has gone bonkers with the calls for masking, both indoors and outdoors:

Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler also wants everybody to join him in “making a commitment to protect those around us by wearing a mask at all times while indoors”:

However, Wheeler and others were spotted indoors not practicing what he preached, but he had an excuse at the ready:

As usual, the “rules” are for you, not them.

Protip:

Science!

Wheeler should start hanging out with California Gov. Gavin Newsom!