Texas Democrats who fled the state to stop the passage of voting (and other) bills in that state have taken to Twitter to post pictures of themselves on a private jet, shared pictures of what they’re eating, posted selfies and insulted Republicans.

But forget what you’ve seen with your own eyes and instead take a look at an alternate reality in this Associated Press report:

“Restrictive voting bill.” There’s that “journalism” helping parrot Democrat talking points again. There’s also a “Republicans pounce” element to that:

Where’s our tiny violin?

Yeah, that private flight from Texas to DC with a case of beer looked super stressful.

It’s not as if they had no choice:

The “secrecy” part of the headline is something else:

Just when you thought the media’s approval couldn’t sink lower: