By now everybody’s noticed that the DC media have different sets of talking points depending on if the subject of a political story is a Republican or a Democrat. However, if there are any budding new journalists entering the DC media fray, The Babylon Bee has put together a handy chart showing how Beltway reporting is done:

If the entire list doesn’t show up in the above tweet, here it is:


It’s ironic that the most accurate “news” source in the nation is a satirical publication, but here we are.