By now everybody’s noticed that the DC media have different sets of talking points depending on if the subject of a political story is a Republican or a Democrat. However, if there are any budding new journalists entering the DC media fray, The Babylon Bee has put together a handy chart showing how Beltway reporting is done:
Here's The Babylon Bee's handy guide on how to report on a story, depending on whether the politician in question is a Republican or a Democrat: pic.twitter.com/tyL04nTjNN
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 18, 2020
If the entire list doesn’t show up in the above tweet, here it is:
It’s ironic that the most accurate “news” source in the nation is a satirical publication, but here we are.
Dammit your satire is too real
— JCaesar (@JCaesar007) December 18, 2020
This isn't satire 😂
— S. A. Rivera (@literaturedevil) December 18, 2020
The best/worst part?
This isn't satire.
You could quite literally score all of 2020's MSM "news" coverage using this.
— George From New York (@GeorgeFromNY1) December 18, 2020
1000% Accurate! https://t.co/Xp6JBZDHPm
— TruthSeeker207 (@seeker207) December 19, 2020
— Matt Rogers (@matt_f_rogers) December 19, 2020