Last night there were about 1,500 people gathered outside the White House for speeches on the final night of the Republican convention, which ended with President Trump’s acceptance speech.

CNN took the predictable angle:

Maybe if the Republican convention had been reframed it would get clearance from the doctor:

With that in mind, there’s a “Commitment March” going on in Washington, DC, and tens of thousands are there:

And just like that, CNN’s social distancing scolds have decided to take a coffee break:

Color us NOT shocked.