It’s looking increasingly like the curtain might soon be coming down on the Democrats’ impeachment circus, but Nancy Pelosi is handling it well. Wait, no she isn’t — but she has come up with a name intended to glorify the House impeachment managers:

Wait, what did Pelosi say?

That’s what we thought she said. Pelosi obviously thinks “magnificent custodians of the Constitution” sounds better than “neverending impeachment circus ringleaders”:

Pelosi might have peaked too soon because an acquittal hasn’t even taken place yet. How could she possibly ramp up the rhetoric from there? We’ll see.