‘Beyond parody’: Adam Schiff’s impeachment trial performance brought Jennifer Rubin closer to God

And that distinction keeps going to Washington Post “conservative” blogger Jennifer Rubin. Here’s the latest reason why:

Thank God I was alive to hear Adam Schiff speak these past few days.

— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) January 25, 2020

Wow, somebody likes getting lied to. But Rep. Schiff will no doubt enjoy finding out that his circus performance was a religious experience for somebody.

Beyond parody. https://t.co/nMaSkxM15R

— Carpe Donktum? (@CarpeDonktum) January 25, 2020

A parody account couldn't write something this good. https://t.co/HD4nQd70AC

— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) January 25, 2020

She is like an individual version of The Onion. https://t.co/bhmjcWo0WB

— Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) January 25, 2020

Is this a parody account? It can be real, right? https://t.co/CYWdlS6VZp

— Lou Segal (@lou_segal) January 25, 2020

You just can’t make this stuff up.

TOP THREE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY LIFE:

1) Marrying my wife
2) Birth of my firstborn son
3) BEING ALIVE TO HEAR ADAM SCHIFF SPEAK THESE PAST FEW DAYS

Thank you, God. https://t.co/oYeayyCUmc

— Esoteric Jeff (@EsotericCD) January 25, 2020

She's just a troll now. https://t.co/BLqE2LUtLW

— wendyb (@calmasshole) January 25, 2020

Live look at poor Jen. pic.twitter.com/LiQH0WwX1z

— Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) January 25, 2020

Lmfao… this is just getting sick https://t.co/xkXCOQJBsy

— Jay Malak (@KobbeMalak) January 25, 2020

When TDS goes septic… https://t.co/EKLMwGcPKF

— Erik (@winefishdawg) January 25, 2020

It's one thing to become a conservative critic of Trump. I would at least respect that.

Rubin has gone a different way. She's became a a slobbering, Democrat fan girl https://t.co/ifmMXOqdqu

— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) January 25, 2020

“Conservative” — LOL.