When Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke dropped out of the 2020 race we were frankly a bit relieved to get a bit of a break from his over-the-top rhetoric about climate change, guns and everything else. But O’Rourke has since entered a different race:

There are some things to process there:

Anyone?… Anyone?

If that happens it’ll be just so he can live stream more dental cleanings on Instagram.