The AR-15 is among guns that Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke has pledged to confiscate via mandatory “buybacks” if he’s elected president (pause for laughter). It sounds as if Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee also thinks they’re too dangerous to be in private hands. How does Jackson Lee know that? Because she claims to have held one and is lucky to not have pulled a muscle or gotten a hernia, judging from her description:

Wow, there’s a lot in those boxes to unpack:

Hey, maybe if there were such a thing as an inquisitive media somebody could have asked her that question:

Color us NOT shocked.

And that speaks volumes.