Even though the U.S. economy continues to rebound (in spite of the hopes of many Democrats wishing to see Trump lose next year), many Americans do face tough economic choices, and Vox’s Matt Yglesias thinks the government should step in to “discourage” spending in a particular area:

Hey, who better to help keep Americans’ personal finances on track than the entity that’s some $22 trillion in debt?

Sounds like an absolute blast! *Eye roll*

“Wedding control NOW!”

Oh, he’ll no doubt want the government in charge of that part of our lives too! Also, Yglesias says conservatives who are against government regulation of weddings aren’t being very conservative:

Um, OK.

Just a little.