A magazine called “Mel” is running an article titled “Can men sharing their experiences with abortion make it a better experience for everyone,” and the story is preceded by an explanation apparently intended to defuse any potential progressive triggering right off the bat. Beverage warning:

Wait, what?

That’s… something.

“Science”!

Eventually there will be a 10,000-word editor’s note accompanying every 1,000-word article.

Update: We’ve made new friends:

Right back at you!

We can’t keep up with “science” anymore.