For anybody willing to base their financial decisions on the whims of David Hogg, he’s let them know what he wants for his birthday:
Today's my birthday!
All I want today is for everyone who reads this to leave Chase Bank or Wells Fargo and call them at
Case:1-800-935-9935
Wells Fargo: 1-800-357-6675Say your leaving because they give money to gun manufacturers.
Thanks ?
— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) April 12, 2019
More info on banks that are bad and least bad on guns https://t.co/iBN9ZyC2PY
— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) April 12, 2019
Are many taking on Hogg as their financial adviser? It wouldn’t appear so — at least, not yet:
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 12, 2019
Here's how JPMorgan and Wells Fargo are doing so far today. Keep up the good work it seems to be very effective. pic.twitter.com/5fQSu9PLyu
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 12, 2019
At last check, those banks were still in business.
“Hello yes I am a teenager. Your bank is bad.”
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 12, 2019
Me and the banks pic.twitter.com/cdARMRKkOh
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 12, 2019
20,000 likes x $6.23 average account balance for David Hogg followers = $124,600 in assets lost. Brutal day.
— Mark M (@markdm83) April 12, 2019
"Cancel it."
"It doesn't look like you have an existing account with us sir."
"Just cancel it. I don't like guns."
[fake typing noises] "It's… cancelled sir."
"Thanks. Now I need to call the New York Times and cancel my subscription again."— Matthew Baierl (@Matt_Baierl) April 12, 2019
Recommended
Me: "Hello bank, I'm leaving."
Bank: "OK, your auto loan balance is $15,000. We accept cashier's checks."
Me: "…"
— Yang Wang Gang (@politisuck) April 12, 2019
LOL. And the backfire is building:
Today might be a good day to get my NRA membership https://t.co/5sDGPIMWTt
— Kevin McMahon (@KevinMcMahonYAF) April 12, 2019
Think I'll just use my Chase Sapphire Reserve card to buy Chick Fil A today instead. https://t.co/cNIGsjDcG3
— Silver Chief (@AMFKNole) April 12, 2019
Call Chase to increase my credit limit and buy more assault rifles. Got it. https://t.co/WXOFfpYPK8
— Jean Sneaux (@JeanValjameis) April 12, 2019
I was planning on leaving one of the banks you mentioned but will now stay since they support gun manufacturers
— Roger Wagner (@daddywags03) April 12, 2019
I’m going to open more accounts with my Wells Fargo!
— Reaganette (@Ezinger44) April 12, 2019
Also, a minor point:
your does not equal you're
— xo (@sirensoIiIoquy) April 12, 2019
Harvard accepting kids who use the wrong "your", how far the standards have slipped
— Ryan Dunton (@Ryan_Dunton) April 12, 2019
*Chase
*you're https://t.co/d3Zy2u5m0o— No, Eric Swalwell is not me (@jtLOL) April 12, 2019
*you’re
(and he’s going to Harvard)
— Guerilla Carwash (@CarwashGuerilla) April 12, 2019
Maybe he’ll learn that at Harvard.
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