It’s possible that President Trump’s State of the Union address will be delivered to Congress in writing in light of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi seeking to delay the speech indefinitely. The comedy minds at the Late Show with Stephen Colbert tried to goof on Trump by presenting this version of his written SOTO:

First, we’ll go ahead and give them the extreme benefit of the doubt:

Elsewhere, the groans were audible, as were some crickets:

If that came from the Kimmel show we might assume that Chuck Schumer wrote it.