Wait, WHAT? New York Mag writer tries to get to the bottom of what Melania Trump's hair color change REALLY means

Here’s one of the more pressing issues of the day: What does Melania Trump’s hair color really mean?

What does it mean that Melania Trump is now blonde? @rkgar writes https://t.co/SUMmGXgDi7

— New York Magazine (@NYMag) December 13, 2018

And it’s quite an in-depth exploration about all the possibilities, concluding this way:

As MSNBC keeps saying, “The walls are closing in” on this administration. If this is true, then it should not surprise us that after two years of steady brunette, FLOTUS takes flight with golden tresses. She has always been a weirdly apt barometer of this administration’s disjunction between onstage pronouncements and offstage actions. With this dramatic hair-color shift, Melania may be reflecting the latest deepening of this rift between appearance and reality.

Or she might have just felt like changing her hair color. You never know.

…Nothing? https://t.co/Iarkvq6F3F

— ⛄️Wonderful Christmastime Liker? (@jtLOL) December 13, 2018

Means she dyed her hair. Big whoops

— Dusty (@DustinGiebel) December 13, 2018

Pretty sure if I pitched this story to my editor I'd get fired.

— Tyler Harper (@tyler_harper) December 13, 2018

Obviously means the Russians had something to do with it. Duh…

— Rod (@rod27614) December 13, 2018

That goes without saying!