The Left’s deep forensic analyses of inscriptions in Brett Kavanaugh’s high school yearbook include coming up with conspiracy theories to explain what “Devil’s Triangle” really means, aside from Kavanaugh’s explanation that it was a drinking game. Think Progress’ justice editor Ian Millhiser is highly suspicious:

Because maybe sometimes college drinking game participants don’t stick to the National College Drinking Game Association’s strict rule & title guidelines?

There are so many lost minds on the Left over the Kavanaugh nomination that they’re going to have to send out a massive search party at some point.

Narrator: Dems continued to overthink it because narrative!