The Left’s deep forensic analyses of inscriptions in Brett Kavanaugh’s high school yearbook include coming up with conspiracy theories to explain what “Devil’s Triangle” really means, aside from Kavanaugh’s explanation that it was a drinking game. Think Progress’ justice editor Ian Millhiser is highly suspicious:
I don't understand why, as a simple logistical matter, anyone would play a game of quarters with three cups arranged in a triangle.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) October 1, 2018
Because maybe sometimes college drinking game participants don’t stick to the National College Drinking Game Association’s strict rule & title guidelines?
You don't get invited to many parties, do you? https://t.co/E20AcYPku7
— Doctor Duchess, Countess of Bourbon and Evil AnnaD (@AnnaDsays) October 1, 2018
I can understand why you were never invited to these parties. https://t.co/L7kumsb7vL
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) October 1, 2018
"I don't understand why the point of drinking games is to drink."
– Guy who was never invited to a school party https://t.co/KGjQDewoSc
— Post-Smatt (@mdrache) October 1, 2018
There are so many lost minds on the Left over the Kavanaugh nomination that they’re going to have to send out a massive search party at some point.
You spent all weekend thinking about tweeting this didn’t you? https://t.co/EvhcBinAma
— Dave Mullen (@dmullen37) October 1, 2018
This may well be the first time anyone has ever juxtaposed logistics with a game of quarters. https://t.co/XhoEfcQtVc
— Hammerjack (@MarcGiller) October 1, 2018
"NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS" – Ogre https://t.co/ZMJclOVOPv
— Information Special Warfare Analyst (@WickedSmaaaht) October 1, 2018
College must have been hard for you. https://t.co/JF4YQgluM8
— Jonathan Nazzaro (@nazzvechkin) October 1, 2018
Ok…I bit on another parody account didn’t I? https://t.co/hOW1uB1zMP
— Yoenis Cespedes (@AppFlyer) October 1, 2018
Trump is going two terms. https://t.co/jhDJN0wFFr
— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) October 1, 2018
Not a single drinking game makes sense. They're all designed for the same outcome. Don't overthink it. https://t.co/kg9oetRY1Q
— Scott English (@iamscottenglish) October 1, 2018
Narrator: Dems continued to overthink it because narrative!