The reported facts are these: Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul suffered several fractured ribs and other injuries after being assaulted in his yard by a neighbor. The neighbor in question is a Democrat who claims politics had nothing to do with it, and that Paul’s injuries were the result of a dispute about landscaping/yard issues that got out of control.

A piece in The New Yorker tried to connect even more dots when it comes to who’s ultimately responsible:

Confirmed: To the lefty media there’s nothing that can’t be traced back to Trump these days.

Call off the investigation, it’s Trump’s fault!



Wait, WHAT? CNN’s got ALL the bases covered in Rand Paul assault stories (cue eye rolls!)