The reported facts are these: Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul suffered several fractured ribs and other injuries after being assaulted in his yard by a neighbor. The neighbor in question is a Democrat who claims politics had nothing to do with it, and that Paul’s injuries were the result of a dispute about landscaping/yard issues that got out of control.

A piece in The New Yorker tried to connect even more dots when it comes to who’s ultimately responsible:

Confirmed: To the lefty media there’s nothing that can’t be traced back to Trump these days.

Call off the investigation, it’s Trump’s fault!



Wait, WHAT? CNNโ€™s got ALL the bases covered in Rand Paul assault stories (cue eye rolls!)