We’re not sure what stage of post-election grief this article from Rolling Stone signifies, but it’s got to be a fairly high number:
— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) August 4, 2017
Can it get any more pitiful? Yep!
People are paying $80 to cuddle because Trump
— Shoshana Weissmann (@senatorshoshana) August 4, 2017
Alternate headline: Resistance snowflakes inadvertently prove that Trump’s good for business. But still, it’s pretty sad:
"A lot of people voted for Trump because it upset Leftists. What should we do?"
"Show how it REALLY REALLY upset us?"
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) August 4, 2017
Is this real fucking life?! https://t.co/fGtmJLZLrf
— Krystle Schoonveld (@TarheelKrystle) August 4, 2017
What a difference a couple of generations make. pic.twitter.com/oi26CmeEow
— Stewart Hanson (@Jaystew17) August 4, 2017
We have reached peak pathetic. https://t.co/KdcqkuN57F
— Cyber Tawnos (@TawnosWins) August 4, 2017
This will lead to more babies and additional climate destruction. RESIST THE CUDDLING! https://t.co/FYKOfkvWku
— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) August 4, 2017
Quality journalism there guys. Way to stay relevant.
— Andy (@runjinrun) August 4, 2017
He's going to win again, isn't he?https://t.co/AAYo0BSMFq
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) August 4, 2017
They’re working on it!