At the #GOPTownhall, Ted Cruz said “every issue is a woman’s issue.”

That assertion caused the abortion cheerleaders at NARAL to jump into action:

Abortion helps the country “succeed economically”? That’s a really messed up way of looking at it:

We should expect nothing less from NARAL.

At the next debate, if Cruz were to munch on some Doritos while speaking out against abortion, NARAL’s heads would explode.