We checked and double checked to make sure the following tweet wasn’t sent from the Salon-mocking parody account, but it is indeed from the next best thing, which is the real Salon Twitter account:

Smart take!

Desperate times call for the creation of desperate alternate universes.

https://twitter.com/turbofaggots/status/484439406217285632

A brief history lesson:

Laughable bias has a short memory.

Hmm, possibly.