Secretary of State John Kerry has taken plenty of heat over his “brief” couple of days on Nantucket while a swift change of government was happening in Egypt.

The State Department, after denying Kerry was boating while chaos unfolded in Egypt, then issued a retraction of that denial, which seemed to fit perfectly with Kerry’s “for it before I was against it” nature.

Some tweeters sought to demonstrate Kerry’s level of phoniness by naming #ThingsLessPhonyThanJohnKerry. The list of things less phony than John Kerry was long, but distinguished:


One tweeter even dared approach sacred ground in order to prove there are things less phony than John Kerry:


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