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This Isn't An Airport, Dude: Twitter Bids Farewell to David French After He Announces His Departure

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There has been terrible news from the world of NeverTrump today, as former Republican commentator David French took to his computer to announce that Twitter won't have David French to kick around anymore.

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While it's true that David French seems to incite a lot of anger from many corners of Twitter, he doesn't do himself any favors by his constant judgmental mien and the habit he's picked up since taking up a columnist job at The New York Times (he had the habit before too) of training his fire almost exclusively on the right. Not to mention that trying to compare Twitter to Gab is an odd choice...

French continues

There's an old saying: If you go around everyday and all you meet are jerks... then you're probably the jerk. Words to live by.

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Better reported and more accurate on news sites like... the New York Times? That bastion of truthful reporting and journalistic ethics?

We can't imagine why more people aren't flocking from Twitter to read French's riveting pieces over at The New York Times! After 5 Tweets French finally sums up his Twitter exit-interview... with a plug for his Threads account.

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Sadly if David French was having second thoughts about this decision it seems likely that the response to his farewell address won't make him change his mind.

The Babylon Bee's Seth Dillon took the opportunity deliver a straight gut-punch to French:

Ouch!

Others are less than confident that this is the last that Twitter will be seeing of David French.

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Who knows, maybe David is serious about leaving. Using Twitter hasn't been a pleasant experience for him for quite some time, as he's often pointed out. People should do what makes them happy in the end, so if Twitter isn't making David happy then we say bon voyage to him. Hopefully he can focus his extra time on finding something to criticize Democrats for as much as he criticizes Republicans, but we doubt it.

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