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EGGS! As Egg Prices Reach an All-Time High, the Left Finds Creative Ways to Blame Trump

Ok really guys, you need to calm down. Somewhere in their grieving process over the 2024 election, the left decided that mocking Americans over Biden's unsustainable grocery prices would really show the public the error of their ways.

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Every day they scream, 'EGGS,' hoping to somehow convince the country Trump lied to them when he said he'd lower grocery prices. Prices that skyrocketed thanks to Biden's awful policies that Trump is expected to have completely reversed in under a month.

First, how is $4.95 a record high?

The AP: 'The latest monthly consumer price index showed that the average price of a dozen Grade A eggs in U.S. cities reached $4.95 in January, eclipsing the previous record of $4.82 set two years earlier and more than double the low of $2.04 that was recorded in August 2023.'

Interesting.

Oh, but there is some important context to consider, 'Egg prices hit a record high as the U.S. contends with an ongoing bird flu outbreak, but consumers didn’t need government figures released Wednesday to tell them eggs are terribly expensive and hard to find at times.'

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But nevermind all that, Trump has to be to blame somehow!

Do federal employees make eggs?

Ok, but again, how are they involved in egg production?

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Trump did what now?

Trump stole all the eggs!

Ah yes, protests are always the solution to every problem. That should do it!

Nuclear weapons management decreases the price of eggs. Now that is an interesting economic theory.

Trump's newest EO shall declare that no egg will be permitted to cost more than $0.15 each as articulated in the Constitution.

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Of course, similar to the claim that Trump had the greatest job loss in history during the pandemic that disabled the globe, now Trump is supposed to have predicted a bird flu outbreak.

The AP, 'The spike in egg prices was the biggest since the nation’s last bird flu outbreak in 2015 and accounted for roughly two-thirds of the total increase in food costs last month, according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.'

Whatever happens, it's Trump's fault.

EGGS! Keep reminding people of Biden's high grocery costs and keep the important context a few paragraphs below the headline and that will definitely help the Democrats win in 2026!

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