While we would never encourage anyone to stab another living thing, there are a lot of realistic scenarios where people would deserve to be harmed with a sharp object.

As crazy as it sounds, there was a twitter-wide discussion of those possible scenarios on Thursday and we selected the top 20!

https://twitter.com/#!/itsmattheww/status/180401988138319872

https://twitter.com/#!/tonybakercomedy/status/180397442771058688

https://twitter.com/#!/mrronaldweasley/status/180399422251872256

https://twitter.com/#!/ajaybeeee/status/180384766611292161

https://twitter.com/#!/yvethepoet/status/180387286482042882

https://twitter.com/#!/OOoo_SAMMYdidIt/status/180394410553507840

https://twitter.com/#!/TheHangoverBaby/status/180395595758964737

https://twitter.com/#!/NotBillWalton/status/180399183746957312

https://twitter.com/#!/iRespectFemales/status/180392362839773184

https://twitter.com/#!/AdrianZILLA/status/180406510063595520

https://twitter.com/#!/Wildboi91/status/180407886214737920

https://twitter.com/#!/Mr_KyleOh/status/180408300565827584

https://twitter.com/#!/BarryStraughan/status/180406850330701824

https://twitter.com/#!/sineadosull/status/180408372892418048

https://twitter.com/#!/riahread/status/180408480472121344

https://twitter.com/#!/LauraBurnsSays/status/180408633673269249

https://twitter.com/#!/blackatyou/status/180409452107804672

https://twitter.com/#!/itsPikkewyn/status/180409718790041600

https://twitter.com/#!/Interslicemusic/status/180409966677590016

“Not sharing this article with everyone you know” just missed the cut (pun intended), but it’s still deserving of the #ReasonsYouGetStabbed hashtag.

Think about it…

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