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Hot Take: The ‘Do Not Comply’ Crowd Who Opposed Masking Thinks Illegals Should Comply With ICE

Fuzzy Chimp

I don't know who Jamie Bonkiewicz is, but I set this post aside on Monday, thinking it might be worth writing up because it was just so stupid.

In America, you are more likely to be killed by an illegal immigrant than by ICE. Your chances of being killed by ICE are infinitely small, and get smaller if you comply with their orders. Matt Van Swol ran the numbers and found that 33 illegal aliens died while in ICE custody in 2025, and they weren't shot. They died by suicide or from medical issues. Meanwhile, the low estimate of being killed by an illegal was between 450 and 600 a year.

For some reason, the X algorithm has decided I need to read more Bonkiewicz posts, and here's another winner.

She wasn't alone in that line of logic:

Won't use a paper straw. Yeah, that's the same as being an illegal alien trying to escape from an ICE traffic stop.

I admit it … I'm a hypocrite. I don't think I should be made to wear a mask (even though it seems a lot of DSA members still do in 2026), and I don't think President Joe Biden should have threatened to send OSHA around to fire any employee who hadn't been vaccinated for COVID-19, which Biden assured us meant you wouldn't contract the virus. He did, what, like, three times? After having the jab and every booster afterward. But I do think if you're in the country illegally—or even if you're not—you should cooperate with law enforcement if you get pulled over.

"Don't let them gaslight you into thinking they stand for liberty."

I'm willing to bet he's big on gun control and thinks only the cops should have guns. I also doubt his air conditioner is set at 78 degrees, and he uses paper straws. He's an outlaw, Dottie, a rebel.

Our immigration laws were passed by Congress, but these people don't want anyone detained or deported, even if they're a child rapist. I like to think that as American citizens, we have liberties that don't extend to people who broke into the country and are living here illegally.

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