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Joyce Carol Oates: Trump Likely Embarrassed Because His Assassination Attempt ‘Looked So Amateurish’

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I wrote earlier on Saturday about Wired's new piece claiming that MAGA (Candace Owens, Joe Kent, and some anonymous posters on a QAnon Telegram channel) is beginning to believe that candidate Donald Trump's assassination attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged. As I said, it was chilling that the majority of the people in the replies wondered how it had taken MAGA so long to figure out what they all knew immediately. Of course, it was staged. Sure, one of Trump's supporters in the stands was shot to death sheltering his family, but that was a risk they were willing to take.

These people certainly weren't MAGA, and posted ridiculous close-ups of Trump's ear to prove that he wasn't shot. I remember the immediate theory was that a bullet had shattered one of the teleprompter screens and a shard of glass had grazed Trump. People posted that there was no blood, and it was a ketchup packet.

One of the most insane people we cover on Twitchy is author Joyce Carol Oates. I first read one of her short stories in my high school English class in 1985. It was OK, but it certainly didn't compel me to track down her other works.

Oates doesn't type out the name Trump — she uses asterisks — which is pretty immature for someone who's 87 years old. She replied to a post by Morgan Freeman (not the good one).

Did he now?

"… wrong, not least that it looked so awkward, amateurish.)"

What's an assassination supposed to look like?

She wasn't done.

"… the "assassination attempt" looked staged it did involve deaths; & if it involved deaths, in what way could it have been staged? as hard to believe that the debacle, complete with swiftly healing ear,  was not staged as to believe that it was."

Imagine being her editor. You'd have to fix the capitalization of every sentence.

"Lacking thorough investigation by the media" … like Joe Biden's cognitive decline, or Eric Swalwell's rape allegations.

Again, it's absolutely unreal to me how many people think this was staged. Did it help Trump's campaign? Absolutely — it gave us that indelible "Fight! Fight! Fight!" image of a real leader. But that doesn't mean some psycho tried to kill him and missed his head by a matter of an inch.

That's what they believe.

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