On Friday night, our own Aaron Walker did one of his patented legal deep dives into the indictment against podcaster Don Lemon and a handful of other defendants. In his post, Walker looked at several of the "overt acts" in which Lemon participated. For example, Overt Act No. 4 claims that Lemon was provided instruction on how the Cities Church disruption was going to be conducted by the protest organizers.
Twitchy favorite Jarvis indulged in some fan fiction and altered Overt Act No. 16 to sound like something totally believable.
This is madness. pic.twitter.com/a2MckWzPj8
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) January 30, 2026
In case that's difficult to read, here it is:
Overt Act #16: While inside the Church, defendant LUNDY stood with other agitators in and around the main aisles in the Church to intimidate the Church members and obstruct and interfere with their freedom of movement. Defendant LEMON approached an elderly woman, shoved a phone into her face, and yelled "You got LEMONED you old bat!" Defendant LEMON then located a broom in the janitorial closet and put it between his legs and started prancing up and down the aisles, singing "You got Lemoned! You got Lemoned! Lemoned Lemoned you got Lemoned!" before eventually tripping and taking a header into the baptismal. Defendant LEMON emerged and appeared to be crying and pointed at Victim 7 and yelled "she pushed me!"
Hilarious.
I wish this were true. But I doubt it.
— Paul David Bauer (@pbauer1959) January 31, 2026
— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) January 30, 2026
Submit this as a writing sample to the US attorney's office when you apply. The broom was a nice touch.
— SquishJD (@SquishJD) January 30, 2026
💀💀💀💀
— Kaia (@Kaia__Sol) January 31, 2026
I got halfway into this before realizing it was a joke. Please put me on the Lemon jury. Promise I'll be impartial.
— Pat Hingle's Dog (@SilentUser123) January 31, 2026
Worst lemon party ever
— BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty (@BowTiedKong) January 31, 2026
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I thought he yelled “this Lemon juice is worth the squeeze” and pointed his butt at the pastor? Is that not in the indictment?
— Policy Puppet (@sock_puppet1787) January 30, 2026
Think I just got LEMONED. TL but I read anyway. 🍋
— Pulp Free (@goodmagicme) January 31, 2026
Put this in grok. We need a video.
— Howell Ellerman (@howellsacto) January 31, 2026
I'm getting the sense people are afraid to start the Don Lemon in prison jokes and it concerns me.
— Lex Jurgen (@Lex_Jurgen) January 31, 2026
Quality work as always, Jarvis. 😂
— Makaveli (@D16_Makaveli) January 31, 2026
Fake but accurate. pic.twitter.com/3MvTFlq4kt
— He's dead, Jim🖖🏼 (@JVinDC) January 31, 2026
— NEON GONE 🔺 (🐻 🔫 🐂) (@neonxgone) January 31, 2026
I love how there’s not even a suggested community note yet
— Matt Revel (@Matt_Revel) January 31, 2026
Excellent work by Jarvis. It's almost indistinguishable from parody after seeing the footage that Lemon released. The guy was 100 percent participating in the disruption.
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