As straight, white man Harry Sisson announced late last Friday, "TRUMP IS DEAD" was among the trending topics on X, with the president not having made any public appearances for a couple of days.
This is the number 1 trending topic on X tonight… pic.twitter.com/GVbbcUuoZX
— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) August 30, 2025
President Donald Trump was golfing over the Labor Day holiday — or at least his body double was photographed being driven from the golf course in Virginia — and on Tuesday, he got back to business, announcing the relocation of Space Command Headquarters from blue Colorado to deep-red Huntsville, Alabama, also known as Rocket City.
NEW—President Trump announces that the Space Command Headquarters will be moving to Alabama! pic.twitter.com/SQmyc4yQoW
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) September 2, 2025
At the press conference, one reporter asked, "How did you find out over the weekend that you were dead?" That question naturally brought President Joe Biden into the conversation:
Peter Doocy: “How did you find out that you were dead?” pic.twitter.com/X7OZNqWtCh
— Bad Hombre (@joma_gc) September 2, 2025
President Trump just SLAMMED his critics who wished him dead after not having a news conference for TWO DAYS!
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) September 2, 2025
"I didn't do any for two days, and they said there must be something wrong with him."
"Biden wouldn't do 'em for MONTHS! You wouldn't see him! And nobody ever said… pic.twitter.com/W5X7aRsuuY
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… And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him!"
"We know he wasn't in the greatest of shape..."
Well, to be honest, a lot of us said there was something wrong with him, but the media reassured us that those videos were just "cheap fakes."
PETER DOOCY: "How did you find out over the weekend that you were dead?"
— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 2, 2025
TRUMP: "I didn't hear that one. That's pretty serious stuff... It's fake news... That's why the media has so little credibility." pic.twitter.com/uvbJM40hKV
He looks great for being dead
— cjrseabee3 (@codyrussel70504) September 2, 2025
I hope I look like him when I’m dead 🤣
— Brittany Rae (@legitbrittFLA) September 2, 2025
The libs are definitely going to analyze the hell out of this video to find something to convince themselves that this is AI or something.
— 🇺🇸🔫Just a Fudd 🔫🇺🇸 (@RealFudd2point0) September 2, 2025
Trump misses 2 days → “Is he dead?”
— Crushing Woke Culture (@CrushWokeAgenda) September 2, 2025
Biden vanished for months → “Totally normal.” 🤡
Clown world.
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 2, 2025
Reports of his death were greatly exaggerated
— Paperboy Comics (@PaperboyComics) September 2, 2025
Only Trump could respond to being declared dead by calling it fake news 💀 the man never breaks character
— Skenten (@IbileSambif) September 2, 2025
Even death rumors can’t slow him down he always comes back stronger.
— UnpopularGenius (@TheUnpopGenius) September 2, 2025
Apparently, the death rumors didn't spread on Truth Social like they did on X.
By the way, great news for Huntsville. Those hicks in Alabama are building themselves quite a tech hub in the South.
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