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Hot New Idea: Join ICE, Then Sabotage It From the Inside by Not Doing Your Job

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I swear I've done a post on this in the past, but a couple of these came through my timeline Saturday, and I thought I'd give it another airing. Liberals have this great idea … join ICE, collect the sign-on bonus, and then work to sabotage the agency's work from the inside. ICE might have raised the age cap, but I still think they have some physical standards you have to meet.

"What if we all join ICE?" Yeah, they wouldn't suspect a thing with the green hair, goofy oversized glasses, and piercing.

Her mask would cover the piercing, at least.

The last I'd read, there were 800,000 people signed up for 100,000 job openings. I think ICE can be a bit picky about whom it hires.

Here's another genius with a similar idea.

"Let's become the Deep State."

We told you earlier this week that Superman actor Dean Cain had answered the call and put in his application. Here's another sincere applicant, internet personality Zeek Arkham:

There are plenty of veterans and retired law enforcement officers lined up to do the job … we don't think the girl with the green hair and lip piercing is going to succeed in making it through the application process … which she'd never do. 

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