I swear I've done a post on this in the past, but a couple of these came through my timeline Saturday, and I thought I'd give it another airing. Liberals have this great idea … join ICE, collect the sign-on bonus, and then work to sabotage the agency's work from the inside. ICE might have raised the age cap, but I still think they have some physical standards you have to meet.
"What if we all join ICE?" Yeah, they wouldn't suspect a thing with the green hair, goofy oversized glasses, and piercing.
Shhhh, don’t tell anyone of her genius plan and let’s see if it actually works! pic.twitter.com/aQkkCwShsn
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) August 9, 2025
Brilliant
— Chicagoland man (@insanechicago1) August 9, 2025
The whispering helps for sure 😉... I guess we will never outsmart these people 😥
— Clay Brown 🇺🇸 (@ClayBrown320) August 9, 2025
ANOTHER “secret” announcement ! 📣
— Chris Kebbel (@KebbelChri25685) August 9, 2025
Sorry, ICE doesn't do DEI hiring
— DinduNuffin (@reruther) August 9, 2025
Don't threaten me with a good time. pic.twitter.com/wFrxuyCOI9
— Late4Dinner (@sampsonitemoobs) August 9, 2025
I'm thinking the giant virtue signaling glasses, the face hardware and green hair stripe just might preclude her from the ICE hiring process.
— ProudPatriette (@ProudPatriette) August 9, 2025
Her mask would cover the piercing, at least.
The last I'd read, there were 800,000 people signed up for 100,000 job openings. I think ICE can be a bit picky about whom it hires.
Here's another genius with a similar idea.
Democrat openly admits to applying for an ICE agent job — not to serve, but to clog the system and “sabotage from within” as a form of “resistance.”
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) August 8, 2025
And he’s encouraging his comrades to do the same. pic.twitter.com/xjgK22WVvv
Good thing they actually do background checks.
— Paul Burke (@norcaldvr) August 9, 2025
It tells you how unemployable they are when they don’t know that background checks are a thing,
— The Scofflaw (@tangyoj) August 9, 2025
"Let's become the Deep State."
What an idea…hope he follows through. He will get identified by the actual agents immediately and kicked out.
— Bret Weingart (@kbweingart) August 9, 2025
I imagine his CV is thin.
— 🇺🇸 MSQUARED🇺🇸 🗽 (@melissamiller33) August 9, 2025
We told you earlier this week that Superman actor Dean Cain had answered the call and put in his application. Here's another sincere applicant, internet personality Zeek Arkham:
ICE application is done. Mailing it in on Monday. Wish me luck.@RealDeanCain wanna partner up? Between Superman and the Suntanned Superman, we’d make a great team.
— Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 (@ZeekArkham) August 9, 2025
LFG brother!
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) August 9, 2025
AWESOME! 😎 GOOD LUCK! 👍
— SeldenGADawgs (@SeldenGADawgs) August 9, 2025
Woohooo! Awesome and, THANK YOU BOTH!
— JEM (@trixster001) August 9, 2025
Thank you for stepping up. We need good men all over the country to complete the task.
— Debagain (@DeborahGinn10) August 9, 2025
I support this 💥 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/CB6PXiYYx2
— LONE🐺WOLF (@jim99w) August 9, 2025
There are plenty of veterans and retired law enforcement officers lined up to do the job … we don't think the girl with the green hair and lip piercing is going to succeed in making it through the application process … which she'd never do.
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