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WaPo Digs Into Claims That Sydney Sweeney Doing Ads for American Eagle Is Fascist Propaganda

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As our own Amy Curtis wrote the other day in a VIP post, American Eagle has launched an ad campaign featuring actress and "absolute smoke show" Sydney Sweeney. The tag line was, "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans," and that single ad campaign created $416,449,000 in value for American Eagle in after-hours trading.

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Curtis praised Sweeney for keeping her political opinions to herself, but that doesn't mean the campaign didn't turn political. As we reported, a handful of leftists found the ad brimming with Nazi dog whistles. Sydney Sweeney has great genes, get it? She's blonde-haired and blue-eyed … this was straight-up Aryan eugenics.

The Washington Post even picked up on the crazies.

It's telling that sexiness is now "retro."

"Fact-checker" Glenn Kessler and laptop truther Philip Bump have both taken buyouts. Maybe only normal people will be left to run the place.

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Even these blue-haired weirdo losers don't read the Washington Post, because it's too right-wing.

Some progressive editor who spends way too much time online thought this would be a good story to assign a couple of writers to.

This TikToker could be serious or just a parody, but she was offended just by the company's name: American Eagle. What would you expect from a company that calls itself that?

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The video's not very clear, but we think she has the requisite septum piercing.

We guess Salon wrote a similar think-piece about the ad. Figures.

These people are triggered by pickup trucks and American flags — that doesn't mean you have to indulge their delusions with an article.

Again, American Eagle stock soared by about half a billion dollars. We think the crazies are outnumbered.

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