Dog-Hating Palestinian Activist Tries Walking Her Dog-Hating Comments BACK but X Ain't Hav...
LEGENDARY Community Note Makes Whiny Gavin Newsom Playing Ted Cruz's VICTIM Even Funnier...
Ricky Gervais Subtweets Dog-Hating Palestinian Activist As Only HE Can and It's Hilarious...
James Woods Just Needs One TEENY-TINY Word to Trigger the Ever-Loving EFF Out...
‘Do Not Wonder Why We Go BERSERK’: More on the Transgender Hockey Shooter’s...
'Clean Up, Aisle Sandy!' AOC Faceplants BIG TIME on World Stage, Sprints to...
Eric Swalwell Gives Us Three Words We NEVER Wanted to Hear: Secret ......
Jesse Jackson Passes at 84
Gavin Newsom Gets TORCHED for Playing Victim After Ted Cruz's Jab ('Victimhood Self-Own'...
DEVELOPING: Robert Dorgan a.k.a. ‘Roberta Esposito’ Shoots Six at a Youth Hockey Game...
Equator Locator? AOC Stuns Munich Crowd With Her Geographical ‘Knowledge’ of South America
Rolling Stone: American Girl Doll ‘Influencers’ Protest ICE, Show About Domestic Terrorism...
Dem Hakeem Jeffries Has Mini-Meltdown When Pushed by Wajahat Ali to Commit to...
Panicking Padilla: Dem Says the SAVE Act Will Make America Just Like Nazi...
Irish Illegal’s Abandoned Daughters Say He Should Return Home to Face Drug Charges

President Trump Wants to Make Showers Great Again and Take Care of His Beautiful Hair

AP Photo/Mark Schiefelbein

President Donald Trump is hilarious. He doesn't care who he offends; as we reported earlier, he referred to Rep. Adam Schiff as "Watermelon Head" and expressed his amazement that his pencil neck could hold it upright.

Advertisement

On Wednesday, Trump took a huge step to make showers great again by signing an executive order reversing President Joe Biden's executive order regulating water, such as installing restrictors on shower heads to lower the pressure. Trump said he likes to take long showers to take care of his beautiful hair.

You still have the right to buy a low-flow shower head or toilet if that's what you want, but the government's not going to require it.

California needs to figure out how to make fire hydrants high-pressure.

Advertisement

This reminds us of when we were told that taking away gas stoves was a right-wing conspiracy theory, and then cities and states started passing laws preventing developers from running gas lines to new homes.

***

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement