As we reported earlier, the Washington Post's Taylor Lorenz has suddenly discovered the existence of BlueAnon, Democrats who make up conspiracy theories. Reality finally struck after she started seeing some of the conspiracy theories going around about the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.
Taylor Lorenz seems to think she's uncovered a political movement called "Blue Anon" that is spreading conspiracy theories.
— Paul D. Thacker (@thackerpd) July 15, 2024
How many years late is she to the story? pic.twitter.com/5WsvY1GdId
Liberals can't seem to figure out if Donald Trump had himself shot to evoke sympathy or if he just pretended to have himself shot. I've been looking at some of these BlueAnon theories today, and here are some of the best.
You expect me to believe that you got grazed by this and your ear still intact???? pic.twitter.com/GUxig1UQI5
— Big O 🦍 (@__BigO__) July 13, 2024
Ten thousand likes.
Rep. Bill Pascrell, Jr., Democrat loon who keeps warning that Trump is going to put tanks in the streets, informed us that a bullet from an AR-15 can liquify tissue and vaporize bone. Doing him one better was "expert" Col. Craig Tucker, who testified before Congress that a single round from an AR-15 “is capable of severing the upper body from the lower body, or decapitation.”
Eric Garcia says that Trump was not hit but a round from an AR, or they'd have to identify his body through DNA.
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When an ar15 round hits you, there is not much left
— Eric Garcia (@EricG1247) July 14, 2024
The children murdered with them were identified by DNA
Trump was not hit by a bullet
For someone who says he's a Marine veteran, you know disturbingly little about the ballistics of the round you would have trained with.
— 🇺🇸Infidel6🇺🇸 (@AllInfidel6) July 15, 2024
There is an actual photo of the bullet whizzing by his head.
— Bob Morrison (@BobMorrison) July 15, 2024
Never mind that photo. Actress Amanda Seales has lived in Harlem long enough to know gunshots do not sound like making popcorn on the stove. It was a blood pellet, like they use in the movies. She's an actress, she knows fake blood.
🔥🚨BREAKING: Actress known for her role in “Insecure” Amanda Seales said that Donald Trump's assassination attempt was staged.
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) July 14, 2024
Seales: “That sh*# was more staged than a Tyler Perry production of Madea Runs for President
I lived in Harlem long enough to know gunshots do not… pic.twitter.com/8Omo4xWUAN
"… gunshots do not sound like making popcorn on the stove.”
She believes it was a stunt meant to highlight Joe Biden's very real frailty.
She's not the only one who thought it was a squib. This guy says you can literally see Trump put the blood pack on his ear and then, for some reason, leave it on the podium. Look, there's slow-motion video proving it:
He literally puts a blood pack on his ear the puts it on the podium. You people are so stupid. pic.twitter.com/kwjyR3O46C
— Earthisflatspaceisfake (@flatsmackin) July 15, 2024
So who volunteered to be taken down by the Secret Service by firing from a rooftop and killing a husband and father and critically injuring two others? Or were those faked, too?
What about the dead people? Was that fake too?
— Lorrie Ann 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸 (@LorrieAnn25) July 14, 2024
So will all these people be treated like Alex Jones for suggesting that this is fake?
— Beau Slay 🇺🇸 (@therealbeauslay) July 14, 2024
I think the family of the murdered rally attendee should sue her for 1 billion... you know, give her the Alex Jones treatment.
— Allen Martin (@AllenDMartin) July 14, 2024
I've never been to Harlem, but I'm pretty sure the shootings that happen there aren't with rifles from 150 yards out.
— TimmerMcGraw, CFI 🇺🇸🔎 (@TimmerMcGraw) July 14, 2024
I've never been to Harlem, but I know gunshots don't sound in real life like they do on TV and in movies.
I’ve lived in LA long enough to know that, sometimes, gun shots sound exactly like those we heard yesterday.
— baldilocks (@JulietteAkinyi) July 14, 2024
She’s not saying that it didn’t happen, she’s just saying that it was staged. Somebody planned all of this to happen the exact way that it happened.
— 🔮 CULTURAL WEATHER VANE 🔮 (@tallyohhh) July 15, 2024
So Trump prepared a blood pack because he knew someone was going to be there firing live rounds into the crowd and killing a fireman. His timing with the gunshots was just … unbelievably good acting.
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