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BlueAnon: Here’s Proof Trump Wasn’t Hit by a Bullet and It Was Staged

Fuzzy Chimp

As we reported earlier, the Washington Post's Taylor Lorenz has suddenly discovered the existence of BlueAnon, Democrats who make up conspiracy theories. Reality finally struck after she started seeing some of the conspiracy theories going around about the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.

Liberals can't seem to figure out if Donald Trump had himself shot to evoke sympathy or if he just pretended to have himself shot. I've been looking at some of these BlueAnon theories today, and here are some of the best.

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Rep. Bill Pascrell, Jr., Democrat loon who keeps warning that Trump is going to put tanks in the streets, informed us that a bullet from an AR-15 can liquify tissue and vaporize bone. Doing him one better was "expert" Col. Craig Tucker, who testified before Congress that a single round from an AR-15 “is capable of severing the upper body from the lower body, or decapitation.”

Eric Garcia says that Trump was not hit but a round from an AR, or they'd have to identify his body through DNA.

Never mind that photo. Actress Amanda Seales has lived in Harlem long enough to know gunshots do not sound like making popcorn on the stove. It was a blood pellet, like they use in the movies. She's an actress, she knows fake blood.

"… gunshots do not sound like making popcorn on the stove.”

She believes it was a stunt meant to highlight Joe Biden's very real frailty.

She's not the only one who thought it was a squib. This guy says you can literally see Trump put the blood pack on his ear and then, for some reason, leave it on the podium. Look, there's slow-motion video proving it:

So who volunteered to be taken down by the Secret Service by firing from a rooftop and killing a husband and father and critically injuring two others? Or were those faked, too?

I've never been to Harlem, but I know gunshots don't sound in real life like they do on TV and in movies.

So Trump prepared a blood pack because he knew someone was going to be there firing live rounds into the crowd and killing a fireman. His timing with the gunshots was just … unbelievably good acting.

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