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Theory: Joe Biden Was Zapped by a Disorienting Microwave Weapon Before the Debate

AP Photo/Gerald Herbert

Even President Joe Biden's campaign's official senior spokesperson admitted that Biden had a bad night at the debate, but this was brought on by the combination of a cold and jet lag from his trip to France for the anniversary of D-Day.

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Others have accused CNN of sabotage, doing a poor job with Biden's makeup and lighting and not telling him which camera to look at.

But this is the best excuse yet: Republicans hit Biden with a microwave energy weapon that made him appear senile.

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We checked to see if this was a parody account, but accusations of Biden being assaulted with a microwave energy weapon go back to at least 2021.

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Biden still made it through the 90-minute debate like a CHAMPION, despite being hit with microwave energy beams. You'd have thought the New York Times would have reported on that rather than publishing an editorial recommending that Biden step down.

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