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Public radio: 'Oregon kids return to school — and the festival of viruses begins'

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At bigger outlets, there's a better chance that the person who wrote the headline isn't the person who wrote the story. My beef is with whoever wrote this headline about the "festival of viruses." Kids go to school and get sick … then they get better and return to school. They can make them wear masks, but they don't do any good. Let's try it again anyway.

Amelia Templeton is Oregon Public Broadcasting’s health reporter, covering COVID-19, health inequality, and Oregon’s unique approach to health care.

Children are back in school in many parts of Oregon this week, and respiratory virus season is around the corner.

Parents, prepare to marvel at the sheer number of viruses children can catch and the amount of snot that can droop from a tiny nose.

While there’s likely no avoiding the many unnamed colds that circulate, health care providers say Oregonians will have more options than ever to minimize the consequences of an infection with one of the now-familiar big three: COVID-19, RSV and influenza.

The whole article essentially tells you to get your kids vaccinated.

Remember teachers writing their own obituaries and sending them to the governor to prevent them from going back to the classroom and certain death?

Exactly.

Who are they trying to scare with that headline? Parents? Kids? Teachers?

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