We hope there wasn't a panic at the ballfield as the sound of a gunshot rang out. Apparently, it was accidental and the gun was sneaked through the stadium's metal detectors in her body fat.
As I reported on @ESPN1000 just now… the shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field during a #WhiteSox game was indeed an accidental discharge by one of the women “grazed” by the bullet. She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.
— Peggy Kusinski (@peggykusinski) August 29, 2023
We haven't seen a photo yet and we're not looking for one.
One hell of a silencer
— Sean Sublette (@Subby_Sean) August 29, 2023
This is the most patriotic thing I’ve ever read 🇺🇸 ⚾️
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) August 29, 2023
Sounds like a keeper.
— Nate Jones (@NateJon20243735) August 29, 2023
Explain this in MLB terms.
— FAX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFAX) August 29, 2023
— Dave Cartwright (@TheChiefWildcat) August 29, 2023
Nature's holster
— Taylor Zythwaite (@tay_z8) August 29, 2023
Most unbelievable tweet that I’ve seen today, hands down
— J-Mac (@JMacSLM) August 29, 2023
A fat chick at a white Sox game?
— BBG, Esq. (@bmetz131) August 29, 2023
I don't buy it...
This is the most American tweet of all time.
— The Tawny Prince Charlie (@dontlookback888) August 29, 2023
Sadly, it probably is.
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