We’re not anti-vaxxers here at Twitchy. This editor is pretty sure the whole staff has been vaccinated if not boosted. But we were a lot more comfortable when the vaccine was just for adults. Then they approved it for kids 12 and up and started marketing it directly to the kids. Then they approved it for 5-year-olds, and CNN did a special with Dr. Sanjay Gupta and Big Bird telling them how great getting vaccinated was going to be. President Joe Biden even responded to Big Bird’s tweet about his wing being a little sore but otherwise feeling fine. (Big Bird is 6, we’ve learned.)
Libs of Tik Tok has uncovered this horrible video of a woman singing to young children about how awesome it’s going to be once they get vaccinated — they’ll get to play together again! Or will they? Depending on where they live, they might be mandated to wear masks as young as age 2, and kindergarteners might have to eat lunch outside or on the floor of the cafeteria without talking to each other. It’s kind of a big promise to make to a child.
What did I just watch pic.twitter.com/IIiiaGQwSI
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) January 3, 2022
That’s it – I’ve had a complete change of heart after this video.
It’s her use of six exclamation points that really sold “THE shot” to me.
Sign me up.
Right effing now, y’all.
— Leslie (@vamplita) January 4, 2022
She’s like the serial killer in every movie…keep your kids away from her house.
— cynthia burns (@pastorcab) January 4, 2022
Usually I’d call for a Thorazine dart, but in this case a butterfly net will be fine.
— Jym Dingler (@JymDingler) January 3, 2022
Although I didn't have it in me to finish that, I want my 37 seconds back.
— Calling Your Collectivist Bullshit (@ThinkFreedomToo) January 4, 2022
I need to see a psychiatrist after viewing that.
— B (@brandonsblog) January 3, 2022
— Trazyn, the Infinite (@Steal_your_shit) January 3, 2022
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Soooooo 1. Probably has no kids. 2. Really needs to get out of daddy’s house. 3. I think I need a drink
— Bic Mitchum (@bicmitchum99) January 3, 2022
This was absolutely horrifying.
— Timothy (@StevensBeavNVol) January 4, 2022
Yo @FBI
— post jawline (@postjawline) January 3, 2022
It’s always the eyes…
— TJ Romano (@TJR0man0) January 3, 2022
Crazy eyes, right?
The eyes never lie.
— Marcos Vieira (@MarcosVieiraNFL) January 3, 2022
It's always the eyes, isn't it?
— Based Arnold (@nopastrecords) January 3, 2022
I can't unsee the crazy eyes.
— Snuff Froman's Ghost #TinBaron (@GhostFroman) January 3, 2022
The eyes. The eyes is always a red flag.
— Steveneto Master of Mustaches (@KingKaoReturns) January 4, 2022
— Paul Dunn 💛💙 (@Fabahan) January 3, 2022
I looked up psychosis and this was the picture they had next to it.
— Saint Kyle the Based (@FellaSuper) January 3, 2022
— Jimmy Five (@jimmyfive2006) January 4, 2022
Why… why is singing about the vaccine a thing? What has happened in these ppl's lives that has made them this fucking insane
There is a legitimate mental health issue in this country https://t.co/mdgc1pvN33
— Ahmed Al Assliken (@assliken) January 4, 2022
— shieldmaiden (@catherinebaggot) January 4, 2022
Years of watching cringe compilations didn't prepare me for this…
— SlickRoach (@RoachSlick) January 4, 2022
Every bone in my body just filled up with pure, uncut hatred, disgust and cringe.
— Murph's Unpopular Opinion (@UnpopularMurph) January 4, 2022
I cringed so hard my skin fell off…I'm now a skeleton pic.twitter.com/f5yn00ftMM
— Kpakoyankpa_1 (@sani_ziyad) January 4, 2022
Liberal white women are a scourge https://t.co/N86IUzKrZu
— CCP IS ASSHOE (@CCPISASSH0E) January 4, 2022
Insanity. https://t.co/5JrZP3K2Mf
— Sebastian Gorka DrG (@SebGorka) January 4, 2022
Definitely not a cult.
— ajenft94.eth (@AJENFT94) January 3, 2022
Put her on a watch list.
— 𝓛𝔂𝓼𝓼𝓪 🛸👽 (@PlumLyssa) January 4, 2022
Is that her bedroom where she wants to play together?
— EmpGuillotine (@JerryKinTX) January 3, 2022
Mass Formation Psychosis https://t.co/1rfjfSBOiu
— Lori Lightfoot OG (@JAltono20) January 4, 2022
This is the reason why #MassPsychosis Is trending right now.
— L. iam (@AnonSerf) January 4, 2022
Something that makes me want to die even faster.
— ミック ピカード (@mickpickard4) January 3, 2022
Fun fact, kids play with each other despite vaccination status. See your neighborhood playground for reference
— 🗣🤬 (@Brain_Stormz) January 4, 2022
Thou hast watched cringe
— Harrison Bergeron (@geist_buster_) January 4, 2022
I’ve got natural antibodies.
No need for a shot.
But thank you for not calling it a vaccine.— K Smith (@kyle__smith7) January 4, 2022
We’re old enough to remember when they went after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis for using the word “jab” because it make the vaccine sound “scary and sinister.”
These are the people who want to make decisions for your kids.
Related:
‘NOT OK!!’: Dr. Sanjay Gupta holds a CNN town hall with Big Bird to promote COVID vaccinations for children https://t.co/Ugxvw37KMv
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 9, 2021
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