Editor’s note: It looks like George accidentally deleted his posts, so we swapped in some screenshots.
“Muffin Bear” is beloved and has quite a following on Twitter, but if you don’t know anything about her, you will pretty soon. It all kicks off with photographic proof that, yes, military hardware has been paraded through Washington, D.C., before. As we always say, we try not to single out random people on Twitter, but the guy’s ability with a shovel is unparalleled.
#TrumpParade
JFK showing off some military hardware. pic.twitter.com/12LFcgWUtw— Schültzie (@muffnbear) July 4, 2019
Do you have any pictures in color?
— George ?? (@GeorgeExMachina) July 4, 2019
Maybe Google does
— Schültzie (@muffnbear) July 4, 2019
Do you even know the last time the US had a military parade?
— George ?? (@GeorgeExMachina) July 4, 2019
After the first Gulf War
— Moves Product (@tomabella) July 4, 2019
1991.
— KC, Gulf Coast Move Coordinator (@RJP_AF) July 4, 2019
They had one after Desert Storm IIRC.
— Lake Bum (@dustopian) July 4, 2019
Our town had one when we got back from deployment in 05
— The Arborist (@ongrd2) July 4, 2019
The US Army has a military parade every year in Lawton/Fort Sill Oklahoma. It's a big thing.
— Tag Sherman (@TagSherman) July 4, 2019
Every year for 60 years in Torrance, CA. https://t.co/w3R2VPaGbE
— Rog H ? (@catholiclawyer) July 4, 2019
2006 & colorized — just for you pic.twitter.com/QWVYcctyOO
— Jason Schneider (@LittleGerman12) July 4, 2019
Guess he wasn’t satisfied with those answers.
What’s your point? I’m sure your 17 followers are dying to hear it. https://t.co/WVza7uBv8X
— Schültzie (@muffnbear) July 4, 2019
My point? You don't know what you're talking about, that's my point. Stay in your lane. Your wheelchair can't go fast enough to keep up.
— George ?? (@GeorgeExMachina) July 4, 2019
Recommended
Classy.
You better step off real quick.
— ??Duchess of America AnnaD?? (@AnnaDsays) July 4, 2019
This is not the thing, sport
— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) July 4, 2019
That's a pretty stupid point. It's actually pointless. And who makes comments like that about someone in a wheelchair? You should take some time off Twitter and examine your life choices.
— The Yeah Butt (@butt_yeah) July 4, 2019
Is this ad hominem necessary? Gross.
Once you’re convinced you are one of the good guys, anything goes pic.twitter.com/SFVYwhIfPa— Ματθαιος שלום Dahlen (@MatthewDahlen) July 4, 2019
You shouldn't assume agitated avatars aren't the actual person speaking.
For example, I'm not going to assume that you're the one who looks to Kenny G for hair advice….
— ??O Acosta, Concentrate..?? (@JayPark71553294) July 4, 2019
How very progressive of you to use a person’s disability in a pathetic attempt to *own* a conversation. Watch it, your true colors are showing jagoff.
— Lady Steel ?? (@VCSteel1) July 4, 2019
you're so compassionate that you insult people in wheelchairs. now that is a great example.
— Pareto (@Par3t01111) July 4, 2019
Wait, he’s not done.
That’s my kid in a wheelchair, asshole. Try getting a life. https://t.co/EqNrRvl4mk
— Schültzie (@muffnbear) July 4, 2019
You want me to treat your kid like a kid? Then don't put your political beliefs in her mouth. Plain and simple.
— George ?? (@GeorgeExMachina) July 4, 2019
Political beliefs? It’s a photo of JFK’s military parade … but go after a disabled child if that makes you feel better.
THIS is the hill you choose to die on, George? I would rethink that if I were you.
— KEE (@superbucks2050) July 4, 2019
So says a guy who looks like a loser in a Russell Brand look a like contest.
Very edgy, my man.
— kc2fargo (@kc2fargo) July 4, 2019
It’s called, “Not being a douchebag,” Sparkles. You should try it. Who knows, if you’re successful, you might be mistaken for a human, then.
— Ben Rondeau (@bhrondeau) July 4, 2019
George, if you’re here, committing random acts of dumbassery on twitter, who’s out in the real world, disappointing your parents?
— Pounces O'Houlihan (@Earnest_T_Base) July 4, 2019
Rethink your life, George.
— Arthur Boreman Once Held His Breath for 30 Seconds (@ArthurBoreman) July 4, 2019
Mocking a disabled child in a wheelchair is the worst of all the "because Trump" genres. https://t.co/rssp5aaI5O
— Mo Mo (@molratty) July 4, 2019
What in the world is that about?
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) July 4, 2019
Tanks on the mall
— Mo Mo (@molratty) July 4, 2019
Hey, Twitter’s on it with one of today’s featured Twitter Moments: “Some Americans feel uneasy with a military parade as the migrant crisis at the US border continues.”
No kidding.
Glad to see George is getting the ratio he so richly deserves.
— Coding My AI Therapy Lizard (@Gator_Country) July 4, 2019
What a tool.
— Peej (@PeteinWI) July 4, 2019
George, in all seriousness, you're a broken person. Get help.
— The Yeah Butt (@butt_yeah) July 4, 2019
You win stupid Twitter today, fella. His kid is amazing. A proud dad putting her photo in his avi is not “putting political beliefs in her mouth”. Be better.
— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) July 4, 2019
And here’s the ultimate comeback for George:
Live look at Muffin Bear “staying in her lane.” https://t.co/EqNrRvl4mk pic.twitter.com/IC2QkYEqPh
— Schültzie (@muffnbear) July 4, 2019
Related:
Go home, DUDE, you’re drunk: NYT’s Charles Blow’s paranoia over Trump’s 4th of July celebration is off the CHARTS insane https://t.co/atlNIiFMSx
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) July 4, 2019
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