We’ve had some fun here with “political and corporate intel consultant” Jacob Wohl, who seems to get most of his tips from conversations overheard at hipster coffee shops. Seriously, search his timeline for “hipster coffee shop” and you’ll be amazed at what you can learn just from hanging out at one.
But it seems Wohl has a problem … or at least he makes it sound like a problem. Turns out those left-wing women writing hit pieces about him have propositioned him, rather aggressively. Should we add his name to #MeToo?
Many of the left wing women that sit around and write hit pieces about me have propositioned me, in some cases rather agressively
Pretty strange
— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) February 10, 2019
Dear Penthouse Forum,https://t.co/U01YOXvLhU
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 12, 2019
He never thought it would happen to him
— muckly (@Brpron1) February 12, 2019
Do they live in Canada?
— Rob Tannenbaum (@tannenbaumr) February 10, 2019
I'm super serious you guys, it happened at hipster coffee shop in LA and they were super hot OpEd pundits from Canada
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 12, 2019
This would happen to me also but I live next to two hot flight attendants and they are always coming over to borrow sugar
— Chickenhawk Tapper (@MomcorpsFRC) February 12, 2019
Sir this is a Wendy’s. Does the kids meal complete your order or not.
— feminist next door (@emrazz) February 11, 2019
— Stephen (@DrTeethPhD) February 10, 2019
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— President Macohe (@PresBillMacohe) February 10, 2019
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— President Macohe (@PresBillMacohe) February 10, 2019
Does this always happen in hipster coffee shops?
— (((JE Bornstein??? (@JosephBornstein) February 10, 2019
— Tuxedo Mask (@TheLoveBel0w) February 11, 2019
Seems legit.. pic.twitter.com/oFro6inniK
— Corwin Brust (@mplscorwin) February 11, 2019
— Mikel Matthews Jr (@mikelmatthews) February 11, 2019
Get bent is not a proposition
— S’andy (@asheltry) February 11, 2019
Let me guess, all of these propositions occurred in a hipster coffee shop in downtown LA?
— Nave Onairpic (@eecipriano) February 11, 2019
— Nasty woman lobster (@ErinESaurousRex) February 11, 2019
I know the feeling. Back in the day, when I was your age, Cindy Crawford used to come on to me, too. Crazy about me. Couldn’t get her to behave.
— Mark Salter (@MarkSalter55) February 11, 2019
You know that absolutely no one believes you, right?
— Michael D. Smith (@usncalhoya) February 11, 2019
I originally saw this tweet as a screenshot and then tweeted by someone. Meaning, you likely deleted this tweet. But you did not. You are a strange, sad, little man.
— Jamal Abas (@J_AbasMB) February 11, 2019
They're messing with you, Jake.
— Dammit Janet (@Kuku_Sabzi) February 11, 2019
They’re not women.
— Angel (@abeaube) February 11, 2019
— Ama Mariam (@ama_mariam) February 11, 2019
Dear Haters,
These were super hot Canadian writers that you don't even know! This is one of the most aggressive ones: pic.twitter.com/HCBqg7M1B1
— Argle-Bargler (@jcfreeborn) February 11, 2019
— Rai Booker (@raibooker03) February 12, 2019
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— Cynthia Mendoza (@crangelmendoza) February 11, 2019
Pretty sure this is fake news.
— lynneknowski (@lynnw12000) February 11, 2019
Oh yeah, who wouldn't have the hots for this? pic.twitter.com/nYLSGk8Kc4
— You Were But a Ghostemane in My Arms (@AtDawnTheyTweet) February 12, 2019
This is only believable if you consider the proposition was made at a Wendy’s drive thru and they were actually just asking him if he wanted to make it a combo meal.
— Brotato Chip ☢ (@WhoaBrotato) February 11, 2019
Propositioned? You mean, like, trading you their granola bar for your Capri Sun?
— Keith LaMar (@kats_tweetsies) February 11, 2019
— Sacheen Mobley (@drsacmob) February 12, 2019
A) I'm a man and b) I was just asking if you knew the wifi password.
— geoffroth (@geoffroth) February 11, 2019
Any left-leaning ladies reading? Here’s Wohl hanging out in a hipster coffee shop … would you stop typing your hit piece long enough to aggressively proposition him?
In a hipster coffee shop here in West LA. Right next to us we overheard a group of young women who were absolutely ecstatic to learn that Acting-AG Matthew Whitaker is preparing to SHUT DOWN Mueller pic.twitter.com/fg2EZebqbB
— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) November 8, 2018
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Statement by Avenatti accuser could bust the 'Jacob Wohl set him up' theory once and for all https://t.co/gD9bY2TUmZ
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 20, 2018
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