Over at Twitchy sister site Townhall, you might have read Kurt Schlichter’s most recent column, “Trump Ends 2017 Residing In His Enemies’ Heads.”
“Trump owns his foes,” Schlichter writes. “They are mere satellites orbiting around him, and his gravity is all that keeps them from spinning off into space. They have willingly submitted to the reality of a Trumpocentric political universe. It’s hilarious.”
It is hilarious, though it also borders on sad every now and then. Take, for example, Resistance leader Alyssa Milano, who thought she’d spend the days between Christmas and New Year’s re-reading President Trump’s tweets.
Just made the mistake of reading all of @realDonaldTrump's tweets from the last few days.
I'm now curled up in the fetal position with an Cinderella tiara on my head.
Also, my feet are cold. So very cold.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) December 30, 2017
We’re pretty sure she’s kidding about being curled up in the fetal position, but did she really go back and re-read days’ worth of the president’s tweets, knowing she’d be triggered? That’s … odd.
https://twitter.com/Moose_1_Actual/status/947254813393391621
It really is.
https://twitter.com/therbee/status/947243281259417603
Recommended
Yes.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) December 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/FingersUpforDT/status/947246208401129472
we know…….we know…….. pic.twitter.com/efPakuujVL
— DB☮♥⚯͛ALLCAPS? (@DC4Hope) December 30, 2017
It’s always a mistake to read his tweets. It makes me want to ride to Washington so I can projectile vomit in his general direction. I can’t reach from here?
— Trump has no access to my soul (@AmusoLisa) December 30, 2017
I die a little inside everytime he tweets
— Sober and Thriving (@thrivingsober) December 30, 2017
Any advice for poor Alyssa and her followers?
https://twitter.com/DeusRegem/status/947256059537879040
How about enjoying life without being an alarmist or drama queen?
— jjc (@jcut15) December 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/MustMAGA16/status/947256518180610048
https://twitter.com/Deeve__/status/947256672451485696
https://twitter.com/DryBonesSpeak/status/947255372670210048
https://twitter.com/burlyg8r/status/947254967680884741
https://twitter.com/RealWomenVoters/status/947252434782638082
Derangement Syndrome is real. ⬇️? https://t.co/Cby1v6pwgA
— #! /bin/bash (@404___err0r) December 31, 2017
She finally completely lost it ???
— Uncensored USA ?? (@CarlosSimancas) December 30, 2017
Why are people so mentally weak now? Mentally strong people understand that change is unavoidable. Feeling angry and sorry for yourself is pointless. Seek help Alyssa…you need it. ??
— CeCe ???(K)? (@Ohio_Buckeye_US) December 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/unclefacts/status/947254304586457088
UP YOUR MEDS
— Kimberly Morin (@Conservativeind) December 30, 2017
Something tells me you need some kind of help if the man's tweets make you feel this way. Good Lord. https://t.co/wARuhql6bC
— ? Thankful Ginger ? (@mchastain81) December 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/dindunuffinyt/status/947257732788129792
That's rough. If women in Iran only knew how bad things are over here.
— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) December 30, 2017
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