What is it about Thanksgiving and liberals anyway — well, aside from those who’d do away with the holiday altogether and throw it on the scrapheap with Columbus Day.
Having the family over for dinner calls for a social justice support hotline for liberal talking points. The New York Times jokes about mixing Xanax into the stuffing. Is Thanksgiving really so bad?
Enter Slate with the answer: Thanksgiving turns your marriage into a sexist 1950s nightmare.
Why Thanksgiving turns your marriage into a sexist 1950s nightmare: https://t.co/unjedFN40v pic.twitter.com/syLeWYupEV
— Slate (@Slate) November 20, 2017
The piece in question does offer some good advice — split up chores by preference, not gender, and involve the kids — but why is there this assumption that Thanksgiving is a sexist nightmare in the first place?
What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with you people? https://t.co/BODAyD4Ixp
— DaveinTexas (@DaveinTexas) November 21, 2017
Yeah, what he said.
Slate: Everything you say, do, think, or feel is problematic. https://t.co/dauyCFA1QE
— E.B. Gobblemont (@CoachBeaumont) November 20, 2017
God this is such condescending bullshit. I happen to love to cook, you mouth drooling fools. https://t.co/JrwtbcNpFg
— Impératrice Suzanne Elizabeth ⚜ (@Suz_Eliz69) November 21, 2017
My husband sets the table, clears the table, does the dishes and then cleans the kitchen. So tired of the mediasplaining…
— Lisa B. (@politeracy) November 21, 2017
I cook the turkey and carve it, wife does pies
— Dark shadow (@nighthawkmoon) November 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/UnrealElijah/status/932713285488726017
Thought experiment: did all the women of the 1950s know they were living a sexist nightmare?
https://twitter.com/JohnBurtner/status/932740791209988104
Can't you just enjoy things https://t.co/8iOLoF1gvi
— Arby (@Arbiterwarpig) November 20, 2017
Why Thanksgiving encourages leftists to decloak their hatred of normal people having fun. https://t.co/GmQpFe7OjV
— Crusty Gobblestein (@NathanWurtzel) November 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/CaranciAnthony/status/932739583078477826
Pajamaboy liberal journos have to ruin everything. https://t.co/4uS5yC9GN4
— Jessica ✨ (@BeingJessica) November 20, 2017
Don't project onto Thanksgiving what your failed life produced https://t.co/rCDZ7L6LxH
— Jacques de Molay, 15th Duke of Ozarka (@RantinArkansan) November 21, 2017
This is a rucksack full of daddy issues. It is a mess of a life brokenly lived and I can only pity it https://t.co/BODAyD4Ixp
— DaveinTexas (@DaveinTexas) November 21, 2017
Here is a suggestion:
Why don't you hand jobs just go work on Thanksgiving?
Nobody wants you spoiling dinner with your derangement! Because that's all this is now
What happens in our homes doesn't affect you.
Go hug trees, save whales, resist or do whatever the fuck you do! https://t.co/VWNZG7pe58
— Mach's Alternate (@Machovellian) November 20, 2017
Happy Thanksgiving, Slate!
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Related:
Organization offers hotline to support white folks having tough conversations about Trump this Thanksgiving https://t.co/J1cC0UHvWv
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 20, 2017
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