Sen. Orrin Hatch doesn't even need words to conquer PETA's bacon challenge

Whoever’s behind PETA’s Twitter account decided on Wednesday to try something bold and daring, at least for that particular organization: words.

Present your best argument for eating bacon.

— PETA (@peta) June 28, 2017

PETA had no shortage of replies, but Sen. Orrin Hatch’s office deserves special mention for perhaps the best answer of all: an American flag emoji.

?? https://t.co/uHhAgtCNUP

— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017

BECAUSE AMERICA, DAMN IT.

That wasn’t all, though, as someone decided to tell a story in pictures.

pic.twitter.com/SXcJN07x2h

— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017

That’s a pretty strong argument, no doubt. That looks … really good.

pic.twitter.com/RHTqmL6PND

— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017

MORE BACON.

This might take a few tweets. https://t.co/qZsOJY8A3P

— Cam Edwards (@CamEdwards) June 29, 2017

https://twitter.com/JayCostTWS/status/880232198212923392

Present your best argument for eating soy. https://t.co/bTlRv09DdD

— John Durant (@johndurant) June 29, 2017

1) It's bacon. https://t.co/pMSgZR8cds

— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) June 29, 2017

2 million years of evolution has resulted in humans thinking bacon smells and tastes delicious. Trust the process. https://t.co/tjGovs5A4c

— Harold Stickeehans (@StickeeNotes) June 29, 2017

Have you tasted bacon??! It's amazing. https://t.co/rd6uLAAhCK

— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) June 29, 2017

I have taste buds. https://t.co/FTJoJczNTE

— Austin Braun ? (@AustinOnSocial) June 29, 2017

It tastes good https://t.co/iMGlDw6x1b

— Gabe DeArmond (@GabeDeArmond) June 29, 2017

https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/880240838160330752

Bacon unites people of all stripes, backgrounds, and socio-economic standings. https://t.co/aHkPj719EZ

— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) June 29, 2017

Because bacon. https://t.co/0U9hBP4Ns9

— Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) June 29, 2017

It pisses you off. https://t.co/xO9V9Kuzq1

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) June 29, 2017

It makes you cry. https://t.co/7GB5tC2Hgk

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) June 29, 2017

I love this thread. It's just people saying, "But it's delicious" and PETA saying "NOPE!" https://t.co/a4mGP7wKUm

— Nick Turner (@NewsyNick) June 29, 2017

One more from Sen. Hatch:

pic.twitter.com/RG9IlVIiIo

— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017

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‘You have lost your damn minds’! PETA’s anti-milk crusade jumps the shark https://t.co/UrOawugXxk

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 31, 2017