It’s been a frenetic day of chatter on social media, and the conclusion seems to be that Hillary Clinton would have been our next president had Russia not tampered with the election somehow. It’s that “how” bit in particular that’s leaving people a bit befuddled.
Did Russian agents reprogram voting machines in Wisconsin by sneaking in floppy disks? Or did the Russians use propaganda and social engineering techniques to convince millions of Americans that Hillary wasn’t really that likable and trustworthy after all?
One theory seems to be gaining some traction, and the fact that there’s neither proof nor a shred of evidence of it actually happening just makes it all the more imperative that the federal government investigate: WE HAVE TO BE SURE, or we run the risk of living our lives haunted by doubt and suspicion.
Did Russia also hack Hillary's campaign calendar and delete all her stops in rural Wisconsin, Penn., and Michigan?https://t.co/5lUnrvsGpy
— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) December 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/TEN_GOP/status/807667204967792642
Come to think of it, Huma Adebin did say she left the secretary of state’s appointment calendar lying on the bed in an unlocked hotel room, and she’d also left a bag of confidential “burn stuff” in the front seat of her car. Was Huma Abedin a Russian agent? Hmm …
those Russians must have demanded that Hillary not campaign in Wisconsin and Michigan, too.
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) December 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/807599597304578049
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/807600287540191232
Putin is so brilliant he masterminded Hillary getting 3M more votes than Trump but still lose the election by almost 75 electoral votes.
— Razor (@hale_razor) December 10, 2016
Every U.S poll had Hillary crushing Trump in Wisconsin, but Putin's ground game in Madison knew it was close so he hacked paper ballots.
— Razor (@hale_razor) December 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/freddiedeboer/status/807423972442783745
Hillary tried to go to Wisconsin and Michigan but the Russians kept hacking her plane back to California and New York
— Josh Earnst (@NotJoshEarnest) December 11, 2016
According to the Washington Post, #RussianHackers also hacked Hillarys shoes via radio waves and made her fall. pic.twitter.com/UxHRGcp7mX
— John doe (@juhhhjgghk) December 10, 2016
sooo #RussianHackers made up the Podesta files and FORCED Hillary and Podesta to become corrupt grifters! Wow are they good!
— Daxton Brown (@daxtonbrown) December 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/807607600338628609
The Russians also removed Wisconsin from the big wall map at Clinton HQ and renamed it the Canadian province of Manitario.
— ??Night "Impeachment Circus” Wood✞⚭⚓ (@Shteina_Gott) December 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/sharongrove1961/status/807623845146480640
— alex zockt (@_alex_zockt_) December 10, 2016
Hello, #RussianHackers …..
Could you please return the ballsack that you stole from the democrats. The crying is becoming unbearable.
— I Am Leah (@Bossy_Leah) December 10, 2016
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