Seasonal allergies? Howard Dean wonders if Donald Trump's continuous sniffing is coke-related

What was Howard Dean on when he let out his famous scream that closed the casket on his presidential bid? LSD? PCP? Mushrooms?

Pretty much everyone assumed his bizarre animal howl was the product of a volatile mixture of adrenaline and desperation. Now, from the sidelines, Dean is watching #DebateNight and wondering if Donald Trump’s sniffing has something to do with Trump’s debate prep. Forget Obama’s vanishing red lines; Dean’s wondering if Trump made some white lines disappear before taking the stage.

Notice Trump sniffing all the time. Coke user?

— Howard Dean (@GovHowardDean) September 27, 2016

That sniffing was a bit conspicuous. It was almost as bad as when Hillary took that epic bong rip in Cleveland on Labor Day and couldn’t hold her smoke. That was gross.

But we’re talking about Trump here.

Said the Vermont acid freak

— Mikey Adams (@MikeyAdams420) September 27, 2016

EEAAAARGH!

— 100 Proof (@ChampionCapua) September 27, 2016

dude you're such a fucking loser 😉

— Dan Stuckey (@danstuckey) September 27, 2016

Going the @SenatorReid route and making slanderous commentary, I see. Your response, Governor?

— Eben Brown (Fox) (@FoxEbenBrown) September 27, 2016

https://twitter.com/MattRosoff/status/780592702794584064

He has tremendous stamina, though we have no televised proof that he could open a pickle jar if asked.

https://twitter.com/ggooooddddoogg/status/780590385068380160

bad form. Seriously you are not helping.

— Ryan Miller (@ryancmiller) September 27, 2016

https://twitter.com/kevincorke/status/780594980347928576

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No, they really don’t.

Maybe, but please remember, Governor, "When they go low, we go high." Those kinds of speculative accusations are beneath us.

— Jerry (@gwhilts) September 27, 2016

Speculative accusations beneath Howard Dean? Apparently not, because he just tweeted one to his 35,000 followers.

Stay classy, bro.

— Heath Lewison (@HLewison) September 27, 2016

Sound your barbaric yawp, Howard!

— Lisa Papademetriou (@axyfabulous) September 27, 2016

Once more, for old times’ sake.