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Washington Post combs through 100 descriptions of Donald Trump's hair, which is totally not sexist

It was almost a full year ago when the Huffington Post declared Donald Trump’s fledgling candidacy a “sideshow” and announced that any future coverage of Trump would be found under HuffPo’s entertainment section.

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It was more than a little awkward in December, then, when Arianna Huffington herself penned a lengthy essay explaining why the presumptive GOP nominee was returning to the site’s news page.

Trump’s hair, though, has been a decades-long sideshow that the press just can’t help but comb through again and again and again. On Thursday, the Washington Post published a compilation of its top 100 descriptions of Trump’s distinctive coiffure.

https://twitter.com/MonicaHesse/status/738407825429266433

Three days? It’s not our job to judge how others spend their time but … three days?

https://twitter.com/MonicaHesse/status/738408317580611586

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We’ll leave it to readers to check out the list themselves. Maybe your description made the list. If not, try harder.

https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/738511585854033921

If the Washington Post is taking requests, a compilation of the top 100 descriptions of Hillary Clinton’s distinctive cackle could be just as much fun … or would that be sexist? It’s hard to say. Kevin Drum of the liberal magazine Mother Jones took quite a bit of heat for mentioning her peculiar vocal stylings.

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https://twitter.com/JamesComtois/status/737026399840702464

https://twitter.com/LiberalCanuck/status/737054270231588865

Better safe than sexist, that’s our motto. Here are a few approved tweets to assist the Washington Post in kicking off its next list.

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https://twitter.com/Shakestweetz/status/737303849434787842

 

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