You Went Full Geraldo. Never Go Full Geraldo! Harry Sisson's Epic Shirtless Fail
NBC’s Ken Dilanian Says Matt Gaetz Nomination Is ‘Mind Boggling’
Ricky Gervais Announces That He's NOT Leaving X
Democrats: The Embodiment of 'Stupid Is As Stupid Does'
Make Orwell Fiction Again: U.K. Police Investigate Telegraph Journalist Over a Year-Old Tw...
It's Fine When Obama Does It, But It's a Problem When Trump Does...
University of Pittsburgh Delays Creation of Antisemitism Committee Despite Attacks on Jewi...
Legacy Death Spiral: CNN & MSNBC Grapple With Losing Younger Democrat Viewers After...
Brian Stelter Tries Throwing Shade at Pete Hegseth's Cabinet Appointment, Trips Over Jen...
Trump Continues to Upend DC with His Pick for HHS Secretary
Actually, CNN, Bringing Back Brian 'The Potato' Stelter Won't Save Your Floundering Networ...
RIP Your Mentions: Matt Gertz of MMFA Realizes He's in for a Wild...
Sen. John Fetterman Calls Trump’s Nominations ‘God-Tier-Level Trolling
Smells Like RETRIBUTION to Us! After Polymarket Predicted Trump Win, FBI Raids Home...
Bucks County Democratic Officials Decide to Count Illegal Ballots and Admit They Don't...

Five-year-old suspended for bringing translucent 'gun' (loaded with bubble soap) to school

We’re guessing the school district in Colorado that reportedly suspended a 5-year-old girl has a strict “zero-tolerance” policy in place regarding weapon possession. No parent wants to send their child to school knowing he or she could be struck by an errant soap bubble and temporarily blinded.

Advertisement

Jaclyn Allen of 7NEWS in Denver, Colo., has an exclusive photo of the little girl’s gun.

On review, it does look as though the bubble gun is capable of full-auto fire of soapy projectiles, which would place it on the danger scale somewhere between the “gun” chewed out of a frosted Pop-Tart (that resulted in the suspension of a 7-year-old) and the pump-action marshmallow cannon that the president himself helped fire inside the White House.

Colorado might want to consider following the lead of other states that have had enough of “zero-tolerance” punishments:

Florida’s ‘Pop-Tart bill’ would ease schools’ zero-tolerance gun policies

Pop Tart liberation: Maryland state senator proposes ‘Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act’

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement