Arizona has been called, and as insomniac reporters await the (very likely irrelevant) results from Idaho and Utah (which at the moment is looking like a Sanders/Cruz victory), Donald Trump and Ted Cruz have started some sort of feud over each other’s wives. Trump is apparently upset that the Cruz campaign has allegedly included a photo of his wife in a TV spot; Trump has threatened to cry havoc and let slip the legumes of war.
Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin' Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 23, 2016
Wow — that tweet is closing in on 25,000 likes, and inspiring some interesting art pieces at the same time.
https://twitter.com/bafeldman/status/712469473673011201
@oliverdarcy No wife likes having beans spilled on them…
— Bill McLaughlin (@whydoIcare8) March 23, 2016
Cruz has warned Trump to tread lightly, insisting the photo didn’t originate from his campaign.
Pic of your wife not from us. Donald, if you try to attack Heidi, you're more of a coward than I thought. #classless https://t.co/0QpKSnjgnE
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 23, 2016
This latest feud is so seismically embarrassing to the Republican brand, it seems the only hope for the GOP is that #ManInTree continues to distract from the election. Yes, we’re pinning our hopes on a man in downtown Seattle who climbed to the top of an 80-foot tree.
#ManInTree is still in the tree. Coming up on 9 hours. pic.twitter.com/z1Y5ks03T0
— Sean Connolly (@vaguity) March 23, 2016
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https://twitter.com/bamasevere/status/712462876712296449
VIDEO: Seattle #ManInTree has been up an 80-ft. Sequoia for 8+ hours – https://t.co/KDpaGUU46ohttps://t.co/fQtveKihhm
— KING 5 News (@KING5Seattle) March 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/scyrx/status/712475033814245376
Seattle Police say #ManInTree is not this branch's responsibility.
— Danny O'Neil (@dannyoneil) March 23, 2016
Just got promoted to branch manager – #ManInTree
— PNW Fit (@OpenMikee) March 22, 2016
This looks like a job for real-life costumed superhero Phoenix Jones.
#ManInTree if this is not solved by 8 o'clock I will come up with a strategy and attempt to help. Sometimes only crazy can help crazy.
— Phoenix Jones (@ThePhoenixJones) March 23, 2016
#ManInTree is gaining quite a fan club. He even has his own Twitter account! 7 hrs and counting. @KIRO7Seattle pic.twitter.com/lmZmiW4rl7
— Damien Glitch (@DamienKIRO7) March 23, 2016
fire trucks leaving at the #ManInTree scene; guess he just gets to live there now.
— Seattlish (@seattlish) March 23, 2016
I hope this guy is on tinder. #treeman #ManInTree pic.twitter.com/zWJTnKLCfk
— aves (@averym88) March 23, 2016
Live coverage of the #ManInTree! ??? pic.twitter.com/2N54fo2aAT
— Jeff Barrett (@BarrettAll) March 22, 2016
FYI. There is a now a Twitter for the #ManInTree , the tree itself, the firefighter trying to help, and the ladder. https://t.co/q0TvtM1mux
— Alex Rozier (@RozierReports) March 23, 2016
You know how I know Seattle's a @BernieSanders town? @HillaryClinton is here and all anyone cares about is #ManInTree
— Aliah Marie (@aliahmarie) March 23, 2016
#ManInTree 2016?
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