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Writer of first lady's 'empowerment anthem' also wished to hunt 'cheerleader b**tch animal murderer'

As Twitchy reported, Michelle Obama previewed her appearance at SXSW with a contribution to Lena Dunham’s newsletter, urging girls to worry less about their bodies and more about their education. (She’ll do the worrying about their bodies through her national school lunch overhaul, thanks.)

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The first lady declared at SXSW that she wasn’t considering a run for president, but Mrs. Obama’s really big announcement was the release of “This Is For My Girls,” a charity single commissioned for her Let Girls Learn initiative. Did we say single? Rolling Stone magazine, currently facing multiple lawsuits by people it slimed in a falsified article about a fictionalized campus rape, prefers “empowerment anthem.”

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Speaking of singles, could we please make a request that reporters stop referring to it as “Michelle Obama’s song”? Her office might have commissioned it, but the sole writing credit goes to Diane Warren, who’s happy to “Let Girls Learn” on the strict condition that they don’t hunt. A couple of years ago, Warren tapped into a different side of her lyrical talents when she saw a photo of big game hunter and Texas Tech student Kendall Jones and wished that “someone would hunt that Texas cheerleader bitch animal murderer and hang her head in a lion’s den.”

If that comment didn’t teach girls a thing or two about the definition of “empowerment,” maybe the lyrics to the new song and the strong women who sing them will:

This is for my girls, all around the world

Stand up, put your head up, don’t take nothing from nobody

This is for my girls, stand up and be heard

This is for my ladies, my sisters all over, this is for my girls.

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