Hillary Clinton cheerleader Brad Woodhouse, who earlier today called Bernie Sanders a calculating fraud, wasn’t caught up like many others in Marco Rubio’s classy and graceful concession speech, during which he announced the suspension of his campaign. Instead, Woodhouse bid farewell to Rubio by claiming that he wasn’t fit to carry President Obama’s jock.
Won't shed a tear for @marcorubio Fashioned his rise after Obama but basically said Obama was a subversive. Rubio can't carry Obama's jock.
— Brad Woodhouse (@woodhouseb) March 16, 2016
— Andrews Dad (@Andrew_Dad) March 16, 2016
To Rubio’s credit, we’ve never suspected him of desperately wanting to sniff Obama’s jock, unlike some of his more enthusiastic devotees. And with that nasty thought aired out, we’ll swear off any further speculation of what’s going on under those presidential mom jeans.
— ἐν ἐκείνῃ τῇ ἡμέρᾳ (@BinxLonnie) March 16, 2016
A suit with a really precise crease in the trousers, thank you very much.