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Michelle Obama, Mario Batali and entourage fly to Milan to teach Italians how to cook [photos]

We at Twitchy have been looking forward to the Milan Expo 2015 for what seems like forever, ever since we learned that Michelle Obama, her mother, and daughters Sasha and Malia would be leading the official delegation through the thrill-packed USA Pavilion, “American Food 2.0: United to Feed the Planet.”

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What an unexpected pleasure, then, to learn that the first lady would be accompanied by Mario Batali and Carla Hall, celebrity chefs and co-hosts of “The Chew”; Chef John Besh; seven-time NBA All-Star Alonzo Mourning; and a bunch of other government bureaucrat types we don’t care about.

This guy brought along a bowl of fruit. Snack, gift basket, or hastily assembled prop headed straight for the trash disposal? We don’t know.

And trans fats. Lots of trans fats.

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And that’s not all. United to feed the planet? Here’s hoping the United States can turn on the world’s hungry and malnourished to yummy and nutritious blue crab bisque and shrimp remoulade.

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Also on the menu today: NASA’s contribution to food security.

Unfortunately, the first lady and family will have to miss Gay American Food 2.0.

On the plus side, Americans at the Expo are reportedly planning to troll Iran by holding their pride march in front of Iran’s pavilion.

No idea:

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