SOTU drinking game players cautioned to avoid 'middle class,' 'fair share'

A quick search of Twitter will turn up literally hundreds of drinking games for tonight’s State of the Union address. Plenty of well known sites have prepared and published their own lists, but we prefer those of the more homemade variety. In either case, take your pick of the following, depending on your tolerance for 1) alcohol and 2) President Obama on your TV.

If you're playing a drinking game during the State of the Union, don't take "middle class."

— Bi££ Hammond (@NYHammond) January 20, 2015

#SOTU Drinking Game #6: If he says "bipartisan", "cooperation", or "work together", drink once. If he uses 2 in same sentence, drink twice.

— Mark Gillespie ? (@whiskycast) January 20, 2015

@VP: Watch — and participate — in tonight's State of the Union address. Here's how →drinking game: take a shot if you hear "fair share"

— Tim McKay (@uncletimsband) January 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/DANEgerus/status/557685541538627585

Let's play a drinking game. Every time Obama uses a personal pronoun tonight for the #SOTU take a drink. Guaranteed to be drunk in 5 minutes

— David Bozick (@DBozick) January 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/jthomas309/status/557685694660108290

https://twitter.com/PaulinaRVe/status/557686035921252353

The only real #SOTU Drinking Game is to get blackout drunk so you don't remember anything

— I am so sad (@HayekandHockey) January 20, 2015

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So, here's my SOTU drinking game: Open a beer. Drink it while you watch the speech. Get another beer whenever that one runs out. Repeat.

— David Freddoso (@freddoso) January 20, 2015

SOTUS drinking game:
fair ?
fairshare ?
let me be clear ?
Never mind… I'd be passed out within the first 3 minutes ?

— Becky (@loveskentucky) January 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/mattfunhall/status/557687545128316930

SOTU Drinking Game: Don't watch the SOTU. Drink instead.

— Andrew S. (@shoutingboy) January 20, 2015

Let's play a drinking game: every time POTUS says "Islamic terrorist" during #SOTU, u have to do a shot. Perfect game for those recovering

— Amanda (@AmandaGoer) January 21, 2015

https://twitter.com/Joe_Perticone/status/557688473654931456

State of the Union drinking game: Florida(double shot)
Infrastructure(single shot), Ferguson(double spin then shot)
America(sip beer)

— Daniel Velez (@SustyVelez) January 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/eddyapplesauce/status/557688895157313536

https://twitter.com/jh_swanson/status/557689126070534146

https://twitter.com/joeypancakess/status/557690127276064771

https://twitter.com/Starburied/status/557690182716391426

https://twitter.com/BrianManzullo/status/557695183853461504

SOTU drinking game: take a shot every time biden cracks open a brewski behind the president

— jga (@RepLuetkemeyer) January 21, 2015

I'm playing a #SOTU drinking game tonight and they all have to do with Joe Biden facial expressions
You're all invited

— saint swago ? (@katieswago) January 21, 2015

Like this?

Or this?

I swear, I am not going to play the #SOTU drinking game. Mostly cause I don't want to die. But I will drink. Because #SOTU.

— Farni B (@Farnaby) January 21, 2015