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'He told deer dead': Sen. Chuck Grassley tied to yet another fatal collision with deer

Iowa’s Sen. Chuck Grassley keeps a low profile, but he became a Twitter sensation in 2012 with his account of him and Fred hitting and possibly killing a deer on Highway 136. “Assume deer dead” became Grassley’s catch phrase, and the incident even inspired the creation of the haunting Twitter account @GrassleyDeer.

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Flash forward to 2015, and Grassley is still tweeting about car/deer collisions, but this time he has an alibi.

https://twitter.com/bossesHATEhim/status/553625021533659136

https://twitter.com/bossesHATEhim/status/553625435813470208

Confirmed in 2013: Sen. Grassley writes his own tweets; no anonymous intern behind the keyboard here.

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https://twitter.com/bendgiese/status/553644418830696448

https://twitter.com/maggnifique_/status/553789037966655488

What’s the body count up to now? We still don’t know who hit the deer Grassley found during his morning run on the farm.

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