Is anyone else out there starting to become nostalgic for the good old days when the big campaign issues on the table were Big Bird, bayonets and binders full of women? As Twitchy reported today, the Wendy Davis gubernatorial campaign has now introduced dildos into the political discourse for 2014.
As long as we’re going there, it might be time to check on “Savage Love” sex advice columnist and no friend of Republicans Dan Savage. It turns out those increasingly creepy and desperate fundraising mails from the Democrats are getting on his followers’ nerves too.
Sigh: I now get more emails from the @dccc asking for money than I get from fist fuckers, ass eaters, and nervous virgins asking for advice.
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) October 20, 2014
We can relate.
https://twitter.com/SaraJBenincasa/status/524309130140344322
@fakedansavage @dccc Me too! But, in my case, it's less surprising.
— Matt (@Giant_Cyclone) October 20, 2014
@fakedansavage @dccc What the hell has this world come too? 😛
— Anyone But Trump 2020 ?️? (@LGBT_Yenta) October 20, 2014
https://twitter.com/bookmaggot/status/524309596517584896
@fakedansavage @dccc really? Fisters are usually very generous
— CBEDDan (@cbedDan) October 20, 2014
https://twitter.com/MichaelS_Chgo/status/524310166083088384
https://twitter.com/amuchmoreexotic/status/524309662544306176
@fakedansavage @dccc Yeah, but c'mon admit it, ur first thought seeing #billclinton in ur inbox "wonder what advice he could want frm me?"
— Rob Watson (@JandJDad) October 20, 2014
One problem we’ve heard before: breaking up with the DCCC is hard to do.
@fakedansavage consider yourself lucky. They call me…DAILY
— John Gatti (@JohnGatti) October 20, 2014
@fakedansavage @dccc Good luck turning them off! I don't know how many times I've unsubscribed. It's filter time.
— Danger Mouse (@PKMousie) October 20, 2014
https://twitter.com/stevelovejoy66/status/524310129584246784
However, we can do our best to put them out of business.
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